human shotgun

A man who, when jerking it, only gets one rub and then nuts.

Person 1: goddamn man last night I was a human shotgun.
Person 2: Rapid fire bro! Chi-chick, BANG!

MW3 shotguns

" STOP USING F****** SHOTGUNS IT'S LIKE YOU PAID FOR THE $70 VERSION OF COOKIE CLICKER CLICK CLICK CLICK LIKE HOW DOWN BAD ARE YOU FOR KILLS YOU UNSKILLED FELINE LIKE LISTEN YOU GET A FREE PASS IF YOU'RE GRINDING CAMOS THAT'S DIFFERENT BUT SO F****** HELP ME IF I SEE SOMEONE USING A GOD DAMN SHOTGUN WITH ORION MASTERY CAMO I AM GOING TO ALL 7 DRAGON BALLS ALL 7 CHAOS EMERALDS AND EVERY SINGLE F****** INFINITY STONE TO SUPERCHARGE MY ORGANS AND BECOME A LITERAL FLYING GOD JUST SO I CAN PERSONALLY FIND YOU AND VAPOURIZE YOU WITH MY HAND LAZERS AND IT'S GONNA SOUND LIKE THIS AAAAAAAH"
quote from theslimeninja2839

I F****** HATE MW3 SHOTGUNS

Warzone Shotgun

Noun.
A Warzone Shotgun.
Verb.
The act of singing "Warzone Shotgun."

"Warzone Shotgun"

Shotgunism

The belief that shotguns are the greatest.

Everyone should convert into shotgunism

Shotgun Shelly

You only think I've Pissed you off, Do You want to play Who cares less?, I'm gonna have to show you, Lets see who wins

If your gonna act like Machinegun Kelly I'll show you Shotgun Shelly.

Shotgun (Beer)

Shotgunning a beer is the action of drinking an alcoholic beverage quickly by adding an additional hole to the bottom of the can. One can only say they have “shotgunned” once they have performed the griddy after.

I can shotgun (beer) a beer because i can griddy

Shotgunning

When you are face fucking a girl, right before you finish, you pull out, pump your dick once while making the *chk chk* sound then pull down in your balls and make the sound *boom*; headshot

I’’m shotgunning your mom last night