I fuck your mom

The worst insult ever...

Preacher:have you heard of Jesus

Me:I fuck your mom
Preacher:dies

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your mom goes to college

Originating from the lackadaisy slam, "Your mom." Made crazily popular by Kip in Napoleon Dynamite (2004.)

This term is used basically whenever it is wanted, even if it is completely random or irrevelant to the subject at hand.

That's okay. At least my mom doesnt go to college. She's a housewife.

Ann- Shut up Bob! You suck!
Bob- Your mom goes to college!
Ann- That is so last year.
Bob- Your MOM is so last year. HAHAHAHAHA!
Ann- *sighs and walks off*

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Dropping a piano on your mom

The process of having 88 interracial men sequentially inserting their penises into your mom.

"Your mom is such a whore."
"No she's not."
"Yeah she is dude, I heard the local sports teams were dropping a piano on your mom last weekend."

I fucked your Mom

A phrase commonly uttered by pimple-faced fat boys who are unlucky in love.

The fat, greasy pimple faced boy sat in front of his computer typing, "I fucked your Mom."

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Say Hi To Your Mom

One terrific band, that goes unnoticed. Everyone should have a chance to hear this "melt in your mouth" chocolate of music. (Clann Zu is also a great band) Listen to this band and have much fun enjoying the taste.

Holy crap, this music just made me pee in my pants. -Jesus

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I Am your mom

Another stupid phrase with no meaning behind it whatsoever.

Connor, I am your mom.

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Sadam your mom

Like Osama yo mama. Made by the same people, too. Thing is, JESSICA's retired in Canada, and The Knee The Arm gots lost in my house. No worries, though. There's going to be a replacement. I'm searching.

Sadam your mom! Sadam your mom!

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