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When you're fucking a girl while she is winning the local area chess championship
Adrian : Holy shit, he's doing The 'Ol South Dakotan Hullabaloo on that girl
Daven : No Way!
Greg : Greg.
Verb (used with object) Dragon Breath
1. The act of kissing someone who has offensive breath
Verb (used with object) Steamroll
1. The act of rolling over an individual in bed
To say good morning, he kissed her with his dragon breath as he steamrolled over her body saying "nothing starts off your morning right like the ol' dragon breath steamroll"
When you nut in a girl's eye so much she squints and her face shrivels up
Friend: Yo you got with jessica last night?
You: Yeah, I gave her The Good 'ol Tokyo Jokyo
When someone trumpets the US National Anthem into your butt while jerking you off
Yeah, and then she gave me the Ol’ Washington Reach-around to finish off the 4th of July festivities
A San Francisco treat is when you save all your nail clippings for weeks, then when you are having sex with a partner, pull out, ejaculate on their face then throw the clippings hard enough to stick to their face....Uncle Ben would be proud
It took me three months, but I was finally able to surprise my girlfriend with the ol San Francisco Treat.
A phrase for hanging around with friends, most often uttered by the dumb member of the group. It is most commonly used by a person with low intelligence who converses with others of higher intelligence.
I miss hanging out. I miss the discord calls. I miss the, ya know... Shootin the ol beef brisket.
noun: A fact so true that it makes a man as happy as though he were gazing into a pair of big ole tiddies.
See: The truth (Law)
Person 1: “Donald Trump is the third president to ever be Impeached in U.S. History.”
Person 2: “That’s Big Ole Tiddy Facts right there.”
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