August 3

National Ask out your crush day. Your crush is not gonna say no on this day.

Do you wanna go out on August 3?

27👍 4👎

squirrel :3

there are many types of :3 squirrels. Flying squirrel, chubby squirrel, baby squirrels, and even floofy squirrels! :O

look a squirrel :3

Lydia <3

She is kind, beautiful, smart, creative, wise, hilarious, loving, and so much more! Lydia is a crazy child (like her bff) and is an amazing friend! She is a great gymnast and will be anything she wants to be. Everyone gets along with her because she is amazing!

G: Wow, that was so cool, Lydia <3
L: Thanks! I learned it at my gym <3

phobia^3

the fear of fearing the fear of being afraid...

"I am afraid of fear..."-first guy
"that's one thing I'm afraid of being afraid of..."-second guy
"I fear of having ur fear! I call it phobia^3"-third guy (To second guy)

3%r

A male person who rides a motorcycle but their wife says they are 2% short of becoming a 1%r;
Still looking for his balls in her purse

Honey, you will always be a 3%r , you lack of dedication and lack of a decent sized sack of testicles will always make you 2% short of being a real bad ass

July 3

National eat a pineapple day. Don’t get spiked.

Guy: Why are you eating so many pineapples?
Girl: because it’s July 3rd!!!
Guy: What’s on July 3rd
Girl: National eat a pineapple day!

October 3

Hug anyone you want and see if they hug you back day

“Gives hug”
Why did you hug me

“It’s October 3rd”