When an awkward ginger performs a rusty trombone on a Mexican while they eat a burrito, and the burrito is causing the Mexican to perform a throne of lightning on the Hawaiian, who then eats pineapple. The Mexican then performs a dirty sanchez on all of the participants. (optional)
Hungover man 1: "What happened last night?"
Hungover man 2: "Dude.. I think we had a Michigan pineapple burrito.."
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Anal sex with a latino female.
Check out the ass on Alyna! I'd sling her burrito.
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the sensation usually encountered after having chipotle. includes flaming burrito farts and bloody diarrhea.
My toilet smells of my flaming burrito butt
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The best burrito taco bell ever invented. It has flaming hot frittos in it.
Possibility of the shits but is great drunk!
hey man i want some mexican food
well lets go to taco bell and get a "beefy cruch burrito"
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a male camel toe. the pants get stuck around/under the penis.
Madi: OMG did he just walk in with those salmon colored pants?
Charlie: Um the worst part is that burrito dick.
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When a sweaty fat man sits on a burrito and someone finds it later and eats it.
Dude I was eating a burrito earlier and found out it was a Fat-man burrito.
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Another term for a female's vagina after a full night of gangbang.
The next morning I woke up with a big momma's burrito!
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