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Michigan pineapple burrito

When an awkward ginger performs a rusty trombone on a Mexican while they eat a burrito, and the burrito is causing the Mexican to perform a throne of lightning on the Hawaiian, who then eats pineapple. The Mexican then performs a dirty sanchez on all of the participants. (optional)

Hungover man 1: "What happened last night?"
Hungover man 2: "Dude.. I think we had a Michigan pineapple burrito.."

by 5 sandwich April 27, 2011

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Sling her burrito

Anal sex with a latino female.

Check out the ass on Alyna! I'd sling her burrito.

by phantasyscope September 30, 2011

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flaming burrito butt

the sensation usually encountered after having chipotle. includes flaming burrito farts and bloody diarrhea.

My toilet smells of my flaming burrito butt

by bitchezzandhoess August 18, 2010

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beefy cruch burrito

The best burrito taco bell ever invented. It has flaming hot frittos in it.
Possibility of the shits but is great drunk!

hey man i want some mexican food
well lets go to taco bell and get a "beefy cruch burrito"

by chinesetaco February 24, 2012

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burrito dick

a male camel toe. the pants get stuck around/under the penis.

Madi: OMG did he just walk in with those salmon colored pants?
Charlie: Um the worst part is that burrito dick.

by CASA BLANCA March 12, 2015

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Fat-man Burrito

When a sweaty fat man sits on a burrito and someone finds it later and eats it.

Dude I was eating a burrito earlier and found out it was a Fat-man burrito.

by Lulu6262 March 7, 2010

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big momma's burrito

Another term for a female's vagina after a full night of gangbang.

The next morning I woke up with a big momma's burrito!

by doucheoreilly November 23, 2011

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