Jesus Lizard

Short for the Jesus-Christo Lizard a small lizard that can run on It's hind legs and across water. Also called the Basilisk.

I would realy be exited if I got a picture of a Jesus Lizard.

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Jesus Crust

A common auto correction made on the Apple iPhone.

Jesus Crust that was a good sandwich.

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crease of jesus

the part on a girl where the ass meets the thigh. you get that nice crease of pure meat

Noob 1: Yo whats up bro
Noob 2: Nm i was gonna.... holy shit dick... look at her ASS!!
Noob 1: Holy fuck I want my face in the crease of jesus

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Jesus up on

v.t. to Jesus up on (someone)

1. to startle by appearing out of thin air in a seemingly magical way

I thought I was home alone when suddenly, out of nowhere, my mom Jesused up on me.

Dude, don't Jesus up on me like that.

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Jesus Walks

A song by Kanye West. Also a dance created by Kanye West while performing the song on stage at a concert.

1. "Jesus Walks" is a good song

2. Look at that dude on the dancefloor! He's bustin' out the Jesus Walks!

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jesus cripes

Used to express surprise

OH JESUS CRIPES I RAN OVER A PHEASANT

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jesus fish

In ancient Greek times Christians would be executed if they were found to be so. Therefore the ichthys (Jesus fish) was used as a way for two Christian to be made known to each other. In the ground, using a stick or staff, one man would draw the first arch of the ichthys and wait until another man would walk up and draw the second arch to finish it. This method would allow both men to know the other was a Christian without making the risk of voicing it.

Though back in those days they knew what the symbol actually meant, it was chosen by its simplicity. The ichthys is actually a symbol of fertility. In today's culture it is displayed on its side to look like a fish. Originally it was displayed with the football-shaped hole pointing upward and the open end downward. This showed what it truly represented, the vagina and anus of the fertility goddess Atargatis. Atargatis is also known in different cultures as Tirgata, Aphrodite, Pelagia or Delphine.

*looking at a car driving by with a jesus fish on the back*
"I see he's pro-vaginas."

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