Mr. T

The new substitution for the 'Chuck Norris' Jokes. As with Steven Segal. He has he's own individual potential for jokes, but most people just replace the names of the persona 'facts'.
This does not, however, change the awesome righteousness of Mr. T.
Mr. does pity. And I'm a afraid it's you, 'fool'.
Pain!

'Speed walking? I pity you fool!'

Mr. T and/or Chuck Norris and/or Steven Segal don't read books, they stare them down until the books give them the information.

The new word of the day is PAIN!!!!!!

During the first season of American Gladiators, 24 contestants died while attempting to run the Eliminator. The Eliminator was a cardboard cutout of Mr. T.

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T-Pain

A popular music artist. Yes, I say "popular" because he sings on subjects that are inferior enough for mainstreamers, teenyboppers and hoodrats to relate to. Obviously according to this man's music club-hopping is the center of his life, he falls in love with women with ribald job positions (i.e. stripper) and he has a weird obsession with drinks or buying people drinks.

He is NOT R&B. He is the commercial-pop version of R&B. And anyone who think he is the best or "hot" need to die. This generation of young adults need to jump off a bridge.

Somebody KILL T-Pain. Please. Thank You.

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T-gay

A term used by 9 year old members of PewDiePie's "Bro Army" to refer to T-Series

*In a YouTube comment by a 9 year old: "t-gay"

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t/a/f

This is a rating system used for girl’s looks.

T stands for tits. given by a number out of 10.

A stands for ass. also given by a number out of 10.

F stands for face which is given by a letter grading.

Highest possible rating would be 1010A+
Lowest rating would be 00F-

Dude she’s a 19A.

You’re using the t/a/f method. Yea, she’s flat but has nice ass and a cute face.

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t baggee

The unsuspecting patron having a nutsack rammed into their mouth while they are asleep, then finding their picture on the web a few days later with a ball sack in their mouth

Jim, the t baggee's mandibles hurt from my huge ballsack that stretched out his mouth when i t bagged him

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T-Paining

To crash ones performance/event by jumping on stage with performer. Usually accompanied with the fact that they are in no way supposed to be on stage. Origin comes from Jay-Z remarks to Lil Mama crashing his performance at the 2009 VMA's

Jay-Z to Lil Mama after crashing the stage at the VMA's: "Oh, you T-Paining me right now?"

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T-X

The final Terminator model used in the Terminator Series Part III; Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines.

The T-X was played by Kristanna Loken, a very attractive woman from Norway.

" Help, the T-X is coming! "

" It is called the T-X, it is an advanced Terminator model "

" The T-X is so hot! "

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