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yo! have you heard to song “if i was your sexy sugarboo” from the hot sexy electro mama by 69 inch balls?
69 pro max the best thing in whole universe
Better than iphone 12 pro max cuz its 69 pro max
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If a woman treats her man special on Valentine's Day, then he will treat her special two months later on April 14th. Since women don't want flowers or teddy bears, her special day consists of a glass of vino and some 69!
Keelie: Do you know what day it is today?
Kat: It’s wine and 69 day Keelie. I hope Dave has got some Savvy B chilling the fridge
Reverse Amazon with 2 dudes, wherein the top has his dick in the bottoms butt, however the bottom has his dick in the tops butt; the dick in butt combination resembles the boxter style opposed piston block of the Porsche. Both guys are both car and garage at the same time. Bonus points for simultaneous climax.
Blake and Zale couldn't decide who was pitching and who was catching, so as a compromise they did a Porsche 69-11
When someone is so gay they seem to be more gay than a bag with 69 faggots inside of it.
Dude you are such a fag bag 69.