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Someone that sniffs kids and can't make a sentence to save his life
Ma'am don't let you children go near Joe Biden
A babbling butt fucking cuckhold that would sell out his country for a McDonald’s cheeseburger filled with semen….
Person One: Who voted for this this butt pounding pedophile Joe Biden….
Person Two: I don’t know man… I’ve seen people with severe Down syndrome make more sense!
Joe Biden is a senile puppet and a joke. He can barely get a coherent sentence out and when he can its almost always in reference to an underage girl. The man is a wreck. In 47 years he has accomplished nothing, yet the left props him up as the most popular president in American history. He was brought into office because of the liberal mob hating the republican candidate so much that they'd settle for the puppet. So far, all he's done is royally screw up our economy, put the country even farther into debt, and fall up some stairs.
Joe Biden and the leftist government are doing great things for our country!
-No one ever
Joe Biden - synonymous with 'fuck up.'
Man, I really pulled a Joe Biden on that pull-out!
Sadly the 46th President of the United States. Also known as “China’s Puppet” or “Sleepy Joe” the man who made it his lifes objective to undo anything and everything good or bad that Donald J Trump insituted or supported.
Guy 1: “Hey who’s this fake president?:
Guy 2: “Its Joe Biden!”
When an old man talks, either to himself or to a large and very confused audience, usually consisting of young children, who, let's be honest, would rather be doing anything else. There are no real rules to a Biden speech, the person giving it just has to make little to no sense, often go off on tangents, get extremely confused and mix his words up mid-sentence, and also usually connects random unrelated events from his or her life into one as if they all took place at once. You'll know if you have just witnessed a Biden speech, because after said speech you will think "wait what the hell did I just listen to? That made absolutely no sense! And why was he talking about record players and then started talking about his teeth, only to then talk about sniffing little kid's hair?"
Old man: You know, um uh you know, you know man, Cornpop, he was uh um, he was a real bad dude man, okay, wait what? What was I saying? Where the hell am I? What am I doing here? My butt needs wiping! I mean I I I mean, I mean um, my teeth man, so I said man, I said to him, I said yo you get down from there little nigger boy, or um, wait, let me be plerfectly queer, or wait, I think it was um a uh Friday, yeah, yeah definitely a Saturday, and she had on a red bikini, and uh, I uh, I said to my friend, my my friend, my long friend, long time friend, Raprock, Rap Rock America, you know, you you know the guy, the last guy, uh um president, or or uh not the last one but the one before him, my my boss, President My Boss, I said, well you know, you know what I said, I mean you were there, and yeah, so yeah, I'm running for the first Blafrican American Queen of Asia, so yeah, vote for me, I mean look me over, and if you like what you see then vote for me, and if not then screw you, vote for the other person, I don't want you to vote for me then, but whatever you do, just don't vote for...for um...um...uh that other guy, Donald, Donald um uh something, you know, come on maaan!
John: bro what the hell was that!
Bill: Oh just another old guy rambling, just another biden speech
Tom: I just caught Joey staring at a 12-year-old’s ass! He’s such a Joe Biden!