shit can

To try to minimize the negative outcome of a mistake by destroying or concealing evidence, by redirecting attention away from the error, or by ignoring criticism altogether.

The CEO signed a bad contract, and the shareholders are mad as hell. Corporate communications is just gonna shit can it though, since the losses aren't that large.

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Can Master

An Ass Pirate.
A Turd Burglar.
A Homosexual Man.
A Hershey Highway Hunter.

I can't stand listening to those soft type Can Masters talk about their dating experiences!

That man is a straight up Can Master! His fluffy ass probably stays in the Gayborhood.

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Can Work

engaging in anal sex

Did u give her any can work?

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Take the Can

to take a used condom and swallow the contents, especially when the sexual act which produces said contents is of the oral variety.

"I thought I'd hooked up with some freaky chicks, but Amy...she likes to take the can."

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canned ham

To be overly drunk, beyond black out; and have no way of coming back any time soon.

"Dude, I was so canned hammed after 18 beers last night at the bar, it was ridiculous."

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Canned Water

Water that is in a can.

"Yo Blood, pass me some of that canned water, im really thirsty!"

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No can do

Mountain Dew that is not in a can.

Person 1: Im going to go get some Mountain Dew. Do you want any?

Person 2:Only if its no can do.

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