Home Run

When a male masturbates with his laptop on his stomach and when at orgasm, ejaculates semen over the laptop screen.

I came so much I hit a home run!

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home alone

the face and accompanying scream a female makes upon realizing that her man has ejaculated in his hands and smacked her with said hands.

Jenna, hearing Ryan's scream, realized she must be home alone with another stranger.

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home schooled

An adjective describing a person who is intelligent, independent, and able to think for themselves. This is due to a lack of indoctrination in brainwashing centers called "public schools."

public schooled kid: i'd vote fo obamo cuz he's koool

home schooled kid: did you know obama has very little political experience, voted to allow babies born ALIVE after abortions to be killed, and follows an anti-american religious sect based on marxism called liberation theology?

public school kid: whaaaat?

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Parade of Homes

Hopping in the car to drive around a quiet neighborhood and smoke pot.

Hey, man, let's do a Parade of Homes before we hit the disc golf course.

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Home snack

When you come home and your dad gives you a snack. Then when you finish your "snack" he penetrates you in the ass.

Hello friend how was your fresh home snack last night?

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home cookin'

first you find yourself an overweight black woman, then cover her entire body in mashed potatoes.. then jiz in a frying pan and fry it, when its done (shouldnt take long) pour it on top of the potatoes. then lick it allll off. there have been some arguments of how to lick it off, but when your in the situation, your way will just come to you. enjoy..

now that was some good home cookin'

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Home Fuck

n. 21th century. Like calling some one a "pussy", means wuss.

GUY 1: Did you kick his ass Tom?

Guy 2: Fuck yea, He was a "Home fuck"!

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