A demented cuck who barely graduated high school and will probably work at a Chipotle or a KFC for the rest of his miserable life.
Girl 1: Ugh, I'm so glad I broke up with my boyfriend
Girl 2: Yea, he was such a Parker
A kid who loves babies, he’ll always grope the baby that he sits next too at the park. He also loves cock preferably the cock of a hamsta
Parker - Ooh hamsta I love your beauty cock.
Hamsta - Oscruncha why thank you.
Parker - please my king, let me suck it!!!
Parker she’s the most amazing GIRL she’s so sweet and caring and will support you through everything! She is always laughing and making your day better. She is always looking for someone to joke around with! She’s very athletic and very very competitive. She is a beautiful girl with hardly any flaws! She has a very kind heart and makes an amazing friend🥰
Person #1“Did you talk to Parker today?
”Person #2“Yeah she’s so sweet!”
Parker's are also girls sometimes!
"Wow, who is that girl?"
"Her name is Parker"
look at parker shes so beautiflul and magnifiacent so has blown my mind
parker is the absulute best
Probably very short and not very bright. Might be a fortnite kid, or just has a whiny personality.
Person A: “Have you met Parker?”
Person B: “I would rather shoot myself.”
A Parker is a a rude, arrogant , and a perverthe will try to be manipulating and will try to control you and has a way to high of an ego and will most likely commit a crime.
Person 1: Hey do you know who that is.
Person 2: Yea he is Parker.
Person 1: Wow, he is so rude and perverted didn’t he commit a crime.
Person 2: Yes we should go report him to the police.