A person who loves boys and is terrible at basketball
You were like Cooper just then
Cooper is an amazing guy. He cares for others and is amazing at it because he has a lot of hidden personal problems. He's not usually the tallest, blue eyes and brown hair. However, even with boring features, he's an absolute charmer and is one of the funniest people you'll ever meet. He's an artistic genius. He has a dark sense of humor because it covers up his pain. Cooper is an amazing friend and an even better lover. He'll always treat you right and is never going to sugarcoat anything. He always seeks the truth. Don't make Cooper mad, as he's unpredictable, however he will keep his cool in arguments unless it is with people close to him. If you have a Cooper in your life, never let him go.
This is my boyfriend, Cooper.
Cooper is an amazing guy. He cares for others and is amazing at it because he has a lot of hidden personal problems. He's not usually the tallest, blue eyes and brown hair. However, even with boring features, he's an absolute charmer and is one of the funniest people you'll ever meet. He's an artistic genius. He has a dark sense of humor because it covers up his pain. Cooper is an amazing friend and an even better lover. He'll always treat you right and is never going to sugarcoat anything. He always seeks the truth. Don't make Cooper mad, as he's unpredictable, however he will keep his cool in arguments unless it is with people close to him. If you have a Cooper in your life, never let him go.
This is my boyfriend, his name is Cooper.
A super short guy who is definitely not straight. He has a micropenis that he likes putting up butts.
Don't let Cooper near your butt.
A person owned by Myrdle; Holts slave. Literally got skull fucked by him.
Cooper just got skilled fucked by Myrdle.