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The shit that comes out of your dick when you jizz.
If you rub me the right way I'll shoot jizz cream.
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When you jizz so hard a wet juicy fart comes out
Did you hear about Edward. He wanked so hard he did a Jizz fart and shit everywhere.
When you cum in your underwear and it dries up and when you peel it off, it hurts your dick. It can also be used as a insult.
Example 1:
Guy 1: Dude, I got a jizz blister last night. That shit hurt.
Guy 2: Damn, that sucks bro. I hate jizz blisters.
Example 2 (insulting):
Guy 1: Hey, fuck that dude.
Guy 2: Yeah, he’s such a fucking jizz blister.
When the recipient is afraid of getting cum on or near
Nah mate, you don't need contraception, she's jizz shy
when one ejaculates in numerous small bursts all over another person, typically their face or chest.
"Dude, I totally sprayed the jizz sprinklets all over her face last night."
A hand towel used repeated and solely for masturbating and trapping the jizz. You can tell if a man uses his jizz woobie if it can stand up on its own and doesn’t fold
My boyfriend keeps his jizz woobie on his nightstand for nocturnal activities
someone who masterbates more than 5 times a day
god my semi friend is such a jizz shooter