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Trump Aid

This word originated from the term “Kool Aid” and is a tonic for curing covid 19.

It consists of bleach, dettol, Tabasco sauce, Mr Muscle drain unblocker, isopropyl alcohol, and a splash of calamine (to stop it burning).

The user mixes equal amounts of the main ingredients together, then bring to the boil. 5 litres of the boiling liquid now needs to be injected into the eye ball.

Oh you just need a shot of Trump Aid and you’ll be fine in less than 1 minute.

by Lord Lee April 30, 2020


mix aid

A ghetto "Aldi brand" of kool-aid. Mix-aid has 4 flavors, Cherry, Lemonade, Grape, and Tropical Punch.

Yo you think that kool-aid is ghetto, mix aid is its aldi's version.

Tropical Punch is my favorite flavor of mix aid! Its like Tahitian Treat, that rasta punch, except its not soda!

by Twiggy420 January 28, 2013


Penis Aids

having aids on your penis

"Gosh darn it, I think I have penis aids."

by fnncklrncvklrtov April 26, 2023


Queering Aid

An essential accessory for any bloke lacking in banter or heterosexual tendencies

Immortalised by The Inbetweeners, the term 'Queering Aid' has since become a staple rinse amongst contemporary British young males.

It is even rumoured that, in times of duress, Bant and Dec themselves invested in a collective Queering Aid.

OF: Mate, have a day off. You're a nail-on batty. I'm buying you a Queering Aid for Christmas. That's all she wrote.

by Bonrg23 December 13, 2015


flava-aid

1. Generic Kool-Aid
2. A yet-to-be-invented drug that helps white people rap?
3. An assistant to Flava-Flav?

Mix a little flava-aid with your cocaine and you'll have yourself some purple boogers, you know, for Easter.

by Johnny J-Rockability February 24, 2011


Phone AIDS

When your phone stops receiving messages in a group chat

Mike: My car crashes into shit by itself
Andy: I had to use my penis trimmers on my 6 month old beard
Walter: AC compressors, Hot Water Heaters, Condensors

Jon: Fortnite and EJ Walker for life
Nick: **total silence**
Gus: the Super Bowl was yesterday, who’s the first 36 players in next years fantasy draft?
*******
Tom: dude, I must have terrible phone AIDS. Haven’t gotten a message since yesterday

by StivesMoney July 11, 2020


AID Summer

A pretty lit summer program where youths from all across the world teach socially disadvantaged Taiwanese children English. 99% Taiwanese people.

"Hey Jon you want to apply for AID Summer for this summer?"
"Hell yea"

by portgasdace August 1, 2016