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The act of cumming into a cup of ice cream, making an ex pornstar eat said ice cream and then paying her off to never mention your tiny mushroom penis.
I gave that broad a mar-a-lago milkshake and paid her to leave.
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At the height of climax, Trump delivers his famous Mar-a-lago milkshake.
A wish of certain death in which a individual(s) go get a milk shake, and then go to a new milk shake stand in rapid succession. This is repeated X10 and each milk shake must be entirely consumed before the next milkshake is consumed.
That milkshake marathon took forever and made me so sick.
When you add glue to a milkshake to make it taste better. The glue, not the milkshake.
Man 1: Dude, don't you hate when your glue tastes so bad?
Man 2: Try a Sticky Milkshake. It makes it taste better.
The act of masturbating while your partner farts on you.
Dan wanted sex, but had to settle for a Columbian Chocolate milkshake this morning.
When you and a mate are going for the same chick, but without you knowing she gives your friend a blowjob. You kiss her shortly afterwards, wondering why her mouth tastes unusual.
Yeah Cody and Michael were out last Wednesday night, Cody went missing with a girl in the toilets and then served Michael an Electric Milkshake
Those huge sunglasses that hot women (milkshakes) tend to wear.
I know that chick was staring at me through those milkshake goggles.