acting stupid

the attempt of using nonexistent acting skills to look dumb - another way of getting yourself grounded, fucked up and/or in the hospital.

“She keeps acting stupid.”

Money's acting funny, change a little strange

A hilarious rhyme about spending on something when you feel it's easy to part with what you have, then you should treat yourself with this or that.

If your money's acting funny, change a little strange, check out this store and buy all the cool merchandise we have in stock.

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acting like future

made to reference the rapper "future", known for being nonchalant and toxic in relationships. this is used to describe people who fit those traits.

"i just broke up with my man and he's completely unbothered.."
"lmao he acting like future"

Acting job

When the guy thinks he knows where the g spot is and you have to act like it is the best thing in the world when it's really not

Last night was a real acting job when I was with Jacob

Slobbery (Act)

(Colloquialism) The act of committing a robbery by threatening that you have coronavirus and will spit on the victim.

“Did you hear? There was a slobbery (act) at the bottle shop yesterday.”

neutrality act

Involved a six-month prohibition on exporting arms to any foreign nations engaged in war.

In 1935,Congress passed the first Neutrality Act.

Dissapearing act

When you have to bail out of an e-mail or text session with a "friend", because of a prior commitment with a spouse or significant other....usually resulting in the other party thinking you bailed on them.

Dude, what's with the dissapearing act??

Sorry man, the boss had me tied up cuttin the yard for ever.....

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