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To tell it how it is. To lay down the rules.
It’s the first day of kindergarten so I had to tell my students how it is and lay them the whale shit.
This refers to sex procured through the use of the internet. Going online, communicating with like-minded adult(s) and eventually, having sex. No money is exchanged between the individuals. It doesn't matter if you pay to join the site or just use it for free (you have much more access when you pay).
I have been chatting onine with this chick for months. Well, we finally met and did it almost right away. That was my first net-lay and I am looking forward to more.
Lai ye is the epitome of being a skinny white Chinese boy who scurries for the chance to be raw dogged by sweaty men. He occasionally enjoys getting fingered in the prostate for a nice relaxing evening so as to loosen it up for a pounding by sweaty oiled up men. He stays up all night fantasizing about the meat of sweaty men while he ideates new techniques to make these oiled up men squeal while they unload their white protein shakes into his skinny petite body.
Lai ye is a person who enjoys getting anal by sweaty men.
To fall asleep while having sex, usually because of a boring partner, inability to hold an erection, or extreme exhaustion.
My favorite episode of 30 Rock is the one where Jack confesses to laying on the cat.
Lisa has been really boring in the sack lately, making me lay on the cat every time!
Dropping a long continuous turd in the toilet
Hey man I lay pipe in the toilet you got to see- it’s like a foot long
Shows up on time, dresses appropriately, stinks, shows up on time….
Dang! An Lai back at it again!