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short ass mf with long toes and likes to suck on her long toes
-did you hear about what ani conrad did?
- no what was it?
-she sucked on her long toe until it was brown
To unethically take something that does not belong to you, but through deranged rationalization you think it’s ethical.
I left my sunglasses at the bar and someone anied it.
latin word for the sweat from your asshole
omg jamal can you drink my Aqua Ani
Frequently misquoted November 1951 statement by Commissioner Bert Bell about parity in the National Football League.
According to an Associated Press report datelined Philadelphia 11/12/51, Bell actually said: "The teams are so closely matched that on any given Sunday, any one team can beat any other team. Professional football has come down to the point where the psychological edge is the determining factor. Physically these teams are even, so it depends on the mental outlook of the squads to determine the winner. It's this factor that has made the game close and is bringing fans out to the ball parks."
"The teams are so closely matched that on any given Sunday, any one team can beat any other team. "
Every 12th of february we say "La mulți ani, Letiția!" because that's her birthday.
-La mulți ani, Letiția!
-Aww, mersi!
Lately she's been picking fights, dropping hints and just last night
I caught a tear as she slipped off to sleep
She's not here but she's not gone
I guess she must be waiting on the kind of man I promised her I'd be
As any fool can see
She's gonna cross that line
She's got leaving on her mind
And it's too late but what keeps killing me
Is knowing I've been blind
As any fool can see
How long did I think she'd stand for me to be the kind of man
That came and went just as I dang well pleased
While she sits at home alone
with fears and feelings of her own
Lord knows goodbye would bring me to my knees
A magical phrase that makes things get worse.
Dave during 2021: Things couldn't get any worse, right?
Dave: *turns on the tv* A new virus called "Air Aids" has appeared. It originated in San Francisco and started spreading through Atlanta. If you're homosexual, you already have it, and you're gonna die. All straight people and non-faggots shall remain indoors until we get it sorted out.
Dave: Of course. Things CAN get worse.
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