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Windsor Relaxation Centre began as windsor’s first gentleman’s club. and has remained unlike any other, with a reputation built on the quality of our handpicked Pin-Ups who know how to pamper and tantalize you with the ultimate fantasy experience.

Windsor Relaxation Centre began as windsor’s first gentlemans club. and has remained unlike any other, with a reputation built on the quality of our handpicked Pin-Ups who know how to pamper and tantalize you with the ultimate fantasy experience. We double the fun with our welcoming bar staff expertly handling your other senses over two bars, various VIP playrooms (with room service) to ensure the most comfortable conditions on your ideal night out. Windsor Relaxation Centre is Australia’s famous adult entertainment club in Windsor. To benefit our visitors, we also regularlly send out shops' coupons getting discounts to our loyal customers. In our adult service , our preimier adult service venues provide the best sexual services, massage and private girl out call in Sydney, Melbourne, Adelaide, Perth and Brisbane. We are one of Australia’s most preferred adult entertainment club.

Windsor Relaxation Centre began as windsor’s first gentlemans club. and has remained unlike any other, with a reputation built on the quality of our handpicked Pin-Ups who know how to pamper and tantalize you with the ultimate fantasy experience.

by Windsore Relaxation April 21, 2022


Windsor Relaxation Centre began as windsor’s first gentleman’s club. and has remained unlike any other, with a reputation built on the quality of our handpicked Pin-Ups who know how to pamper and tantalize you with the ultimate fantasy experience.

Windsor Relaxation Centre began as windsor’s first gentlemans club. and has remained unlike any other, with a reputation built on the quality of our handpicked Pin-Ups who know how to pamper and tantalize you with the ultimate fantasy experience. We double the fun with our welcoming bar staff expertly handling your other senses over two bars, various VIP playrooms (with room service) to ensure the most comfortable conditions on your ideal night out. Windsor Relaxation Centre is Australia’s famous adult entertainment club in Windsor. To benefit our visitors, we also regularlly send out shops' coupons getting discounts to our loyal customers. In our adult service , our preimier adult service venues provide the best sexual services, massage and private girl out call in Sydney, Melbourne, Adelaide, Perth and Brisbane. We are one of Australia’s most preferred adult entertainment club.

Windsor Relaxation Centre began as windsor’s first gentlemans club. and has remained unlike any other, with a reputation built on the quality of our handpicked Pin-Ups who know how to pamper and tantalize you with the ultimate fantasy experience.

by Windsore Relaxation April 21, 2022


Windsor Relaxation Centre began as windsor’s first gentleman’s club. and has remained unlike any other, with a reputation built on the quality of our handpicked Pin-Ups who know how to pamper and tantalize you with the ultimate fantasy experience.

Windsor Relaxation Centre began as windsor’s first gentlemans club. and has remained unlike any other, with a reputation built on the quality of our handpicked Pin-Ups who know how to pamper and tantalize you with the ultimate fantasy experience. We double the fun with our welcoming bar staff expertly handling your other senses over two bars, various VIP playrooms (with room service) to ensure the most comfortable conditions on your ideal night out. Windsor Relaxation Centre is Australia’s famous adult entertainment club in Windsor. To benefit our visitors, we also regularlly send out shops' coupons getting discounts to our loyal customers. In our adult service , our preimier adult service venues provide the best sexual services, massage and private girl out call in Sydney, Melbourne, Adelaide, Perth and Brisbane. We are one of Australia’s most preferred adult entertainment club.

Windsor Relaxation Centre began as windsor’s first gentlemans club. and has remained unlike any other, with a reputation built on the quality of our handpicked Pin-Ups who know how to pamper and tantalize you with the ultimate fantasy experience.

by Windsore Relaxation April 21, 2022


As Any Fool Can See

Lately she's been picking fights, dropping hints and just last night
I caught a tear as she slipped off to sleep
She's not here but she's not gone
I guess she must be waiting on the kind of man I promised her I'd be

As any fool can see
She's gonna cross that line
She's got leaving on her mind
And it's too late but what keeps killing me
Is knowing I've been blind
As any fool can see

How long did I think she'd stand for me to be the kind of man
That came and went just as I dang well pleased
While she sits at home alone
with fears and feelings of her own
Lord knows goodbye would bring me to my knees

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker February 14, 2022


Things couldn't get any worse

A magical phrase that makes things get worse.

Dave during 2021: Things couldn't get any worse, right?
Dave: *turns on the tv* A new virus called "Air Aids" has appeared. It originated in San Francisco and started spreading through Atlanta. If you're homosexual, you already have it, and you're gonna die. All straight people and non-faggots shall remain indoors until we get it sorted out.
Dave: Of course. Things CAN get worse.

by Stupid Af July 20, 2021

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Any pervious convictions?

What an authority figure asks you to determine whether your criminal history includes any sexually-shocking misdeeds.

Maybe if Peeping Tom had been asked, "Any pervious convictions?" prior to his being allowed to occupy his house when da birthday-suited Lady Godiva went by, he might not have gotten his desired eyeful of said self-sacrificing damsel's nude loveliness, after all.

by QuacksO February 18, 2023


Any Pussy

A phrase said to any person that gets no box, lack of Pussy , most of my friends have No Shot to see meat curtains.

Hey Mike ? Any Pussy?

by Yeti1970 May 24, 2023

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