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The arm in which you wipe your ass.
"Hey let's arm wrestle left handed", "Nah that arm is weak, it's my anus arm."
Credit to Danny.
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Of all the people I've dated, this one turns out to be the biggest e pluribus anus of them all!
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the sphinkter is irritated and inflamed from the remnants of popcorn kernels that have been expelled through the shit gash
"what the?.. i didnt eat no corn" - fat bastard
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1.the ancient technique of farting in someone else's rectum until thier poo-guts explode. usually followed by a poke in the eye.
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1.Denise tried the deadly anus technique on me, but i outsmarted her by farting first, then locking it in her using rubber-cement.
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You have anal sex and then melt cheese on top of your dick and then put back in the anal cavity causeing nachos to form.
"dude i had a cheesey-dick-anus last night"
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From the movie "the interview." Seth Rogan's character misunderstands his friend's (played by James Franco) phrase "they hate us cause they ain't us." The phrase is then repeated many times throughout the movie to sound like "they hate us cause they anus"
Guy 1: why do they hate us?
Guy 2: they hate us cause they anus.
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