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This is the Golden Unicorn of token friends. Befriending this person make you immune to accusations of discrimination of all kinds.
The best example of this is the elderly black lesbian paraplegic that we shall dub Emma. She's the perfect token because she covers all bases. By befriending Emma you're no longer racist or sexist; nor do you discriminate towards age, ability/mobility, or sexual orientation.
Jack: Yo Willard....I heard you got sued for only hiring white people
Willard: yeah, people are foolish
Jack: Well what did you do?
Willard: I showed them a picture of our greeter, Emma
Jack: who is she?
Willard: Some old crusty wheelchair-bound nigger dyke I hired
Jack: Ah, a Swiss Army Minority
Willard: yeah, and she can cook greens like a motherfucker
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Car club based in the south west of England but have some members left from around the UK.
Have some decent looking Vauxhall's in there group attend the odd show meet around the UK.
Can normally be found at a meet wearing blue jumpers with a gigantic gas mask and sporting some form of ballistic brand clothing.
Person 1 hey nice car do you belong to a car club
Person 2 hey thanks man yeah I'm part of the Arden army
Person 1 oh so you like to be under the thumb told what to do and treated like a bitch then
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Army Cadet Force is an Association which involves; cadet leadership courses, drill, skill at arms, fieldcraft, first aid, military knowledge, orienteering (known as map and compass), and other subjects. They are better than the ATC (Air Training Corps/Air Fairies) and Sea/Marine Cadets because they just are. Forget Police cadets, etc, no one cares about them.
The Army Cadet Force is better than those Air Fairies
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Stretching the balls to the end of the shaft so it resembles a german army tank, preferably a Panzer.
Hey, look at Cole he has a little german army tank because of his little weiner.
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A group of homosexual vampires who raid discord servers and dont go outside, most of them scrub floors for 5 Ukrainian bread rations.
Gosh it's killua army again, cant they go outside. No they will burn up, they are vampires remember.
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a torn pair of tighty whities mounted on a stick with a brown streak down the middle
the french are such pussies, look at their army's goddam flag.
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Old guys that yell at skaters for no reason.
person one: hey wanna skate up the park later today? Person2: no the freaking grey hair army is always there shouting and trying to hit you with their canes
GHA: hey you hoolingans stop riding them there skating boards on the hand rails.