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Something that your friends abusive dad calls you after you disrespected women
He dmed me hey asshole
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a phrase that means to empty your bowels, or take a shit.
"oh god, brb i gotta blow asshole real quick." or "wait just 2 minutes, i gotta blow some ass"
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to tag yourself in a picture where only about 3 percent of your body is showing (i.e. hand, foot, elbow) purely for the benefit of having a high numerical value in tagged pictures on your profile page.
Person 1: Mauricio tagged himself in almost every picture in my Electronic Music Festival album
Person 2: Yea so?
Person 1:He pretty much only had half his face in the background in some of those photos and tagged his appendages in the rest of the pictures. He went on an asshole tagging spree.
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1. Term used to describe an individual who is so totally oblivious to the world surrounding him/her that he/she can totally fuck up whatever you were attempting to do at the same moment. Even though you were right there. In plain sight. Staring right at them. The whole time. See Example "A".
2. Term used to describe someone who has WAY too much fun doing the most fruitless of tasks. See Example "B".
3. That odd fellow who has been living in a van down by the river, living off government cheese, who thinks that life "Shoo don git nah bettah than dis! (cackle, cough, hack, and spit)" Also has a "Homemade Bait" stand on his front passenger seat. See Example "C".
Example A: As Ajax was attempting to pull up to the pump for gas, that Happy Asshole pulled in right in front of him, got out, gave Ajax a friendly wave, and began filling his own car up.
Example B:
Ajax: "Clarence sure loves mowing his lawn, he has been at it for hours!"
Joe: "Yeah, but his mower doesn't have any blades in it!"
Ajax: "What a Happy Asshole!" (Smiles and waves to Clarence, who is grinning like a man with tits in his hat)
Example C: C'mon, we all know that guy. He has that wonderful aroma of old cheese and cat urine wafting around him.
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Pleasures directly related to stimulation of the asshole/asshole region
Yeah Cindy knows all about Asshole Pleasures, that dumb bitch
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it is the hole of the ass. A mildly stong word
You asshole steve
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A name for usually fatty foods that produce tar-like feces which requires excessive amonts of toiletpaper to clean and/or a shower afterwards to feel normal again.
Peabody: "Hey Gus I just got some cheese curds from the store would you like to try some?'
Gus: "Peabody you must be bat shit crazy, everyone knows that cheese curds are asshole cement"
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