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A dormitory full of sexy people.
Girl 1: "Where do you want to live next year?"
Girl 2: "Near Austin Colgate because all the sexy people live there."
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1.Self-proclaimed "Live Music Capital Of The World" when in actuality it's a bunch of Stevie Ray Vaughn wannabes.
2.Where the patchouli industry thrives.
3.Really stupid voters who choose to vote against public transportation and in favor of more useless highways that the city's traffic will outgrow by the time it gets done being built.
Austin, TX has a traffic problem the size of the Texas.
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A seemingly unattractive male who mysteriously seems to always be able to hook up with attractive women.
Mike may be short, bald and have bad teeth, but he's an Austin Powers in the club.
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This is when you have a 100 average going into a final exam for a class and then you choke so horribly on that final that you end up getting a "B", "C", "D", or "F" in the class.
Austin studied so hard for his Psychology exam that he didn't study for Manufacturing and ended up Pulling An Austin.
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The most annoying teacher with a limp that somehow go down stairs really fast.
Mr. Austin,"be quiiet guyys, II'll right your naames dowwn" "Mweep Mweep"
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I saw a austin caudwell and screamed, i tried to hit the austin with a broom
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