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When a guy cums during sex; tries to go for a next round and can only get semi hard leaving him to awkwardly smack the girls vagina with a limp dick, bending with each thrust.
"Man I busted so quick with Jenny. I tried to go for round 2 and got a case of the awkward dick bendz."
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a delicious and nutritious, yet extremely awkward snack, created by shaniqua and bonfufu.
consisting of: awkward chocolate, awkward caramel, awkward nuts, and to top it all off, AWKWARD SALT,the king of awkwardness.
Shaniqua: "man, did you taste that salty awkward turtle?"
Bonfufu: "Nah, I was too busy workin' that pole."
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The awkward turtle high five is a two man version of the regular awkward turtle.
Each person takes part in a regular high five, however, once hands have collided mid air, you keep your hands touching and then you each rotate your thumb as you move your hands upward, almost as if the awkward turtle was going for a swim into the sky.
The awkward turtle high five can be used in situations to overcome awkward moments, or just for fun.
"Dude! Happy Birthday!"
"Um..My birthday was last week."
"Oh. Right."
"Yeah."
"Awkward turtle high five?!?!"
"Awkward turtle high five!"
*awkward turtle high five occurs*
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When your ex says that they love you like a friend, but they constantly tell you that they love you just to get you to say that you love them too in hopes that you really are still secretly in love with them. Even though you broke up six months ago. Most common in ex girlfriends, but can happen with clingy-stringy ex boyfriends as well.
Ex: "Okay, bye! * insert Awkward I Love You* :)"
You: "Heheh....yeah, you too.."
One who is uncontrollably awkward in social situations. This person, in normal everyday life, may seem rather normal, but when thrown into a social situation, the person is suddenly petrified, unable to speak or act in any way that is not completely uncomfortable for all who bear witness. This syndrome is sometimes hereditary, though typically develops in preteen years and lasts through adulthood. Not to be confused with an actual mental handicap.
"The strangest thing has been happening to me lately," said Shauna. "I'll be completely fine one moment, and when I enter a social situation, I suddenly can't act or speak in any way that is not completely uncomfortable and humiliating."
It's not a mental illness, I think you have been struck by the SAS (Social Awkwardness Syndrome)!" Said Susan. "It affects one in every three adults, and targets those who work in corporate settings, especially stock exchanges.
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a horrible disease that causes cadets of both virginia tech, texas a&m and all the service academy to break out in invisible hives which prevents them from maintaining a normal conversation with a member of the opposite sex who is not a cadet, generally making the other person feel as though the cadet is incapable of social interaction and is very awkward.
girl: hey what's your name?
cadet: uhhhhhhhh i like pt and have a short haircut
girl: oh....thats great! (this guy has ACS (awkward cadet syndrome)
cadet:yeah.......uhhh i've got to go shine my shoes
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After making Awkward Turtle and the lovely Awkward Turtle makes Babies, if the awkward moment continues to persist (and refuses to be broken with verbal acknowledgment), the right Awkward Turtle Baby gets carried off by a seagull (signified by your hand shaking and floating up and to the right) and the left Awkward Turtle Baby drowns in the roaring tide of awkwardness (signified by your hand shaking and falling down and to the left). Thus killing the awkward moment in it's entirety.
Creepy guy at work: Hey girl...
Girl: .....*awkward turtle*
Creepy guy at work: You wanna come to a show with me on saturday?
Girl: ......*awkward turtle makes babies*
Creepy guy at work: ..You can bring your boy. I'll pay.
Girl: ............................*Awkward turtles babies die*
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