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It is a sadder version of a Donut. Usually plain but you can put frosting on it which means you basically made a Donut.
"I would like a bagel."
"No you would not like a bagel"
Bagel means a small chode (dick), it is used as an excuse when one of the homies sends a dick pic by accident.
‘What was that’
‘Dude it was just a picture of a bagel’
Bagels is the nickname for the absolutely insane, most wanted crackhead known as Bailee. She is one of the craziest people you will ever meet. If you aren't careful, she'll break into your house at night, eat your mac n cheese, steal your pets, and then murder you in your sleep.
You: Omg is that the lunatic Bagels? I've heard she's wanted for murder and arson in more than 6 countries.
Me: Yeah, be careful, she'll literally kill you with one high-powered scream, then proceed to burn your house down. Also, dont look into her eyes, or you'll instantly be turned into ramen noodles.
bagel is a lightskin chihuahua that crys a lot. its janessa's dog
Someone who is as dumb as or has the same level of intelligence as a Bagel, generally used to just call someone stupid
Person 1: six times six is 74
Person 2: Dude you're literally a Bagel
Bagels are best when paired with cream cheese. Any other way is just wrong.