A white person’s cock that is fatter than long
That man over there’s got a huge Cracker Barrel
A term to describe some of the stupid shit white people do, like over-using mayonnaise , being exactly on time for a party, or wearing boat shoes.
Did you see Becky dipping her french fries in mayonnaise? That is so cracker barrel!
Or
Chad was the first one to arrive at the party and was able to help finish setting up. He looked so Cracker Barrel in his boat shoes with no socks, kakis, and teal polo shirt.
An all-white household, usually with 4+ people taking up permanent residence.
Person A: What's your home life like?
Person B: It's a Cracker Barrel.
The sexual act of crushing crackers into a condom, then proceeding to have sex
"Hey man, I heard that Brandon gave the Arabic girl in our class a cracker barrel. What a mad lad"
Adjective
Definition: a word used to describe a outing room or subject that is over abundant with white people
I’m sorry man, I won’t make it to the party in time. I’m stuck with a Cracker Barrel
The distinctly male sensation of either having to shit or piss so bad that the pressure actually causes an erection.
Jim ate a 14 dollar order from taco bell and then drank a bunch of coffee while sitting in his car on a hot day and got fudge-barreled. He had to shit and piss so bad his dick got hard.