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A potato loving eldritch deity, that prefers these starchy snacks above all else. They are also a TikTok personality of the same name.
Remember to lock your cabinets and shut your rears, there is a Devious Bastard afoot!
is a fictional character in the second and third films of the Austin Powers series. A morbidly obese henchman hailing from Scotland, Fat Bastard serves Dr. Evil in his quest to destroy Austin Powers. The character is portrayed by Mike Myers.
His extreme size and weight (1 metric tonne, according to Dr. Evil) endows Fat Bastard with massive strength. He exhibited this prowess in the sumo ring in the third movie.
Fat Bastard is noted for his foul temper, his emotional monologues that culminate in flatulence, his vulgar, crude manners, and his unusual diet. These go as far as to include a cannibalistic taste for human infants and midgets, whom he gluttonously calls, "The other, other white meat". In Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me, he boasts that he once ate a baby, and tries to refuse Dr. Evil's money for his services in exchange for getting to eat Mini-Me. He also has the same Scottish accent as Shrek (also voiced by Myers), whose movie was released in 2001, two years after The Spy Who Shagged Me (and a year before Goldmember in 2002).
P1: you fat bastard.
P2: takes is profile off crying
A German. Or an enemy NPC who pisses you off in a video game's single player campaign (usually WWII focused-started with Call of Duty games.)
(Playing Call of Duty: Big Red One) Damn! That Hun Bastard just pissed me off! Why is he so hard to defeat randomly!
Or (Playing AC 3) Damn that hun bastard (British) officer with his sword, he pushed me off my horse!
Phrase used in Scotland, typically around the southern Edinburgh area and Midloathians.
It is a gesture of appreciation and recognition from everyone who uses it, showing their love for Sean, and of course sausages.
Tom: Look, It's that Sean Bastard! What he done now? (Heavy Craiglang accent)
Sean: Yeah I'm havin a pint, walking ma dug
Tom: It's been nice seeing you, Gracias
Sean: Prego
Tom: That's italian Sean.
Sean: Yeah yeah I knew, I speak Italian
Mark: Yeah yeah lived there twenty years actually.
A short, chipped/missing tooth bastard who stumbles upon society whistling dixie.
May also go by: Chip, Chippy
Have you seen Eddie? That Snaggletooth bastard owes me money.
An exceptionally large object, idea, or more commonly, person.
"Fuck me, he's a big bulky bastard in't he?"
"You got a mocha?"
"Yeah, a big bastard "
A sex pest who rubs up a little too closely for his own sexual gratification, often when hugging female friends.
Often, sausage bastards find themselves quite lonely because of their tendencies.
Nigel hasn't got many close friends. He's made a name for himself with his sausage bastardry.