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1. (noun) A colloquial name for the Indo-Appalachian right-finned porpoise, usually found gesticulating betwixt couch cushions very racistly. Swims to the very far right and has a parasitic relationship with the “greatest” and whitest of sharks, when convenient.
2. (noun) A person who has intimate relations with an upholstered sitting apparatus, while they are watching ‘Flipper’ reruns, ‘Zeus and Roxanne,’ etc. , because the concept of human connection perplexes them.
Well… that Jim Dave fellow turned out to be a real couch dolphin. Yikes. Is this why Cleveland had to get rid of Sea World?
1. (noun) A colloquial name for the Indo-Appalachian right-finned porpoise, usually found gesticulating betwixt couch cushions very racistly. Swims to the very far right and has a parasitic relationship with the “greatest” and whitest of sharks, when convenient.
2. (noun) A person who has intimate relations with an upholstered sitting apparatus, while they are watching p0rnpoise, because the concept of true human connection perplexes them.
Well… that Jim Dave Vance fellow turned out to be a real, self-described couch dolphin. Yikes. Is this why Cleveland had to get rid of Sea World?
1. (noun) A colloquial name for the Indo-Appalachian right-finned porpoise, usually found gesticulating betwixt couch cushions very racistly. Swims to the very far right and has a parasitic relationship with the “greatest” and whitest of sharks, when convenient.
2. (noun) A person who has intimate relations with an upholstered sitting apparatus, while they are watching ‘Flipper’ reruns, ‘Zeus and Roxanne,’ etc. , because the concept of human connection perplexes them.
Well… that Jim Dave fellow turned out to be a real couch dolphin. Yikes. Is this why Cleveland had to get rid of Sea World?
1. (noun) A colloquial name for the Indo-Appalachian right-finned porpoise, usually found gesticulating betwixt couch cushions very racistly. Swims to the very far right and has a parasitic relationship with the “greatest” and whitest of sharks, when convenient.
2. (noun) A person who has intimate relations with an upholstered sitting apparatus, while they are watching ‘Flipper’ reruns, ‘Zeus and Roxanne,’ etc. , because the concept of human connection perplexes them.
Well… that Jim Dave fellow turned out to be a real couch dolphin. Yikes. Is this why Cleveland had to get rid of Sea World?
Hmmmm... The dude humping the air. Only about like some girls liking him and stuff, but I define him as some dude looking like he has fluffy hair something- with his uh, friend Mr. Bear. (Kahoot names lmao)
Mr. Bear and Mr. Dolphin are also like 2 peas in a pod-
Mr. Bear: F-Fu- Ff--fu-u f-fuc! F-f- FUN!
Mr. Bear: TREES M-MS. TREE?? T-T-T-R-E-E-S? MS. TREES? M-MRS. TREES? GODDAMN IT!
Mr. Dolphin: This dude gotta chill. ._.
*Me literally walking past them*
My thought: Yeah, no.
a gentleman with a particular fondness for the ladies of Delta Delta Delta, whose mascot is the dolphin. Often but not limited to the gentlemen of Sigma Chi and Kappa Alpha.
God, Mike is a real dolphin slayer - he's killin those tridelts like a tuna fisherman.
When you use only one foot and one hand while using an elliptical.
Dude1: I think that guys using the elliptical wrong.
Dude2: no man, he’s just dolphin fucking