floppy nuts

A condition when the testies overheat and sag down thus becoming floppy.

Man, hanging out in the hot tub gives me a bad case of floppy nuts.

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Bitch Nut

The left testicle or "Left Nut". Often used is insults and to express dislike, because the left nut is the least desirable nut.

You ain't nothing but a bitch nut.

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Face Nut

When your girlfriend makes you cum on her rather than in her, but then she wipes it off her body and slaps you in the face with your own nut.

Jack's had wild sex with his girlfriend Ariana, but was in for a serious surprise at the end when she gave him a face nut.

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cactus nuts

When the hair on your ball-sac starts growing back several days after shaving it, usually causing itching and irritation.

Adam: Why do you keep scratching your junk?
Ben: I got cactus nuts dude, my sac is torn up!

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sneaky nuts

(noun) The practice of secretly showing one or both testicles while standing in the background of a photo. Can be either the through-zipper or above-trousers type.

Made famous by Nathan in the Chris Lilley comedy Angry Boys.

Nath's got this new thing he does, it's called sneaky nuts. Fucking classic. Stands in the back of a photo, rips out one ball, sometimes two. Sometimes through the zipper, other times above the trousers. He tends to mix it up a bit so you never know what you're gonna get. Fucking brilliant Nathan is.

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swamp nutted

Dipping one's balls into someones belly button which is filled with fresh warm cum. After the dip the dripping balls are slapped onto the other persons forehead.

Sally: Ryan swamp nutted me last night my belly button is still stuck shut and my head hurts.

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left nut

part of your ball sack. not the good right one, the left one

"ligma left nut"

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