You know that guy who was kinda strong but is normal otherwise? That's Ben, as his name's Hebrew and biblical meanings are 'right sand son' and 'son' respectively.
P1: "Dude, that guy is super strong."
P2: "That's his only defining trait though. He's a total Ben."
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usually smelling of tobacco, Ben will grab girls and push them against a wall and tell them how to perform benefit fraud - something he's good at. But make sure not to make 'Yo Mama' jokes around him as she is 6ft underground.
Person: "you smell of cigarettes"
Ben: "oh yeah, it's the new Hugo boss: tobacco . you should try it"
Person: "ok"
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A fat mammal who frequently is found at bgs smoking weed and having no friends. He will only mate with troglodytes because they are the only creatures too stupid to notice how retarded he is.
Ben, stop being a fucking retard, this is why you have no friends.
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The gayest you'll ever meet. With his insane dance moves he will make you laugh continuously. Flailing his arms in the air with a floppy passion is his key to life. He's hilarious and will never make you stop laughing.
Who's that guy with the insane dance moves?! That's probably Ben!
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A very homophobic person, if you identify as LGBTQ+ he will say you will burn in hell
Don't be a ben, that is very homophobic
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friend: why was ben so moody today?
other friend: i know right omg
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