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A slang term for a shit so large that it makes your asshole bleed. Named after experiences with the overpriced electronics store Best Buy that is currently being wiped out by Amazon.
Hey why is the bathroom covered in blood ?
Sorry I just had a best buy. Fuck does my ass hurt. This is worse than choir practice.
Next time you will know better than to eat so much cheap junk food.
Hey can I borrow a tampon ? I know I will be paying for my best buy for the next week.
Let me see..... wow that best buy tore your asshole right up ! Here take the pack.
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Somebody who says they're there for you, but never is. They say forever but really they mean until they find somebody better. They might or might not keep your secrets. They're going to choose a boyfriend or girlfriend over you. If they are of the opposite sex, things will get very complicated. Best friends are bullshit.
My best friend ditched me to hangout with her boyfriend last night, I'm sure she'll be replacing me any day now.
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Someone that is amazing, trustworthy and doesn't ditch you for random dudes. if i could define a best friend there not perfect but there defiantly there for you, and don't judge you. A friend thats there for you trough stick and thin, ands got’s your back no matter what. You can tell them anything and everything without thinking something negative about you. They understand what you go through and love you know matter what. They don’t keep you waiting, and love you more then every other one of there friends and your friends. You think of best friend every time your bored and want to hang out with someone, and you work to together and try to not get into fights, love each other just like you would do to your family.
i love my best friend, she's always here for me.
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A title that is currently held by Metallica, a thrash metal quartet from the 1980's. All four members were inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame in 2009, including their exbassists Jason Newsted and Cliff Burton (R.I.P.)
Metallica currently wears the title "Best Band". Other bands that have claimed that title include Queen, Led Zeppelin, The Beatles, and The Rolling Stones.
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Best friends...What to say...A Best friend is a person who will always be there for you know matter what, a person you can trust and tell things to without any judgment...A person who can tell Absolutely ANYTHING to... A person who doesn't care what you do or say, at least that's what Me and My Best friend are like...
Person- Can I tell you something....?
Best Friend- Of Course you can, you can tell me anything.
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The phenomenon of one's "stomach dropping," signaling an impending fecal explosion within mere seconds, forcing the victim to make a hasty exit to the nearest toilet. Entomology of the phrase originates due to the fact that this first happened to the wordsmith's father while he was in line at Best Buy, and was forced to abandon his purchase.
"I had the worst Bet Buy yesterday, it was awful."
"Get out of my way, I've got like 15 seconds until I Best Buy in my pants."
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adj. the relationship yhu have with another humanbeen. yhu will have the feeling of freind ship when yhu can't stop wondering what yhu could do to help when someone is hurting. yhu can't be with out this person when yhu have free time because yhu just don't want then to find another best friend.
i love chellsea. she is such a good best friend. i don't klnow what i would do without her..
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