motor boating

Also something done to girls named yael by kids named michael

"yael's profile pic has someone touching her boob, don't they know that michael's motor boating property?"

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phat boat

House where old people live

I'm puttin you in a phat boat, Granny!

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tug boat

a form of pleasing ones self usually male but in the event of an oversized clit can be performed on a woman

I gave myself a tug boat 15 times yesterday! My penis hurts so bad now.

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Fags On Boats

The hater created name for the ever popular band Fall Out Boy.

"Dude, you listen to Fags On Boats...?"

"Say what?"

"Fall Out Boy, you dumbshit."

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rock the boat

a female pleasuring herself by bumping her clitoris back and forth with some wavy roughness, no penetration just going waves on the rock in the hood

Damn I'm so excited to see my boo, I think I'm gonna have to go ahead and rock the boat til he gets here to satisfy the naughty thoughts I'm having.

If I don't rock the boat and masturbate right now I'm going to loose my mind, I'm horny AF!

My favorite way to cure my longing desire for my honey is to rock the boat really fast until the waves of my fingers in my hood cause the man inside to pop off...whats pop in yo?!`

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corn boat

poop floating in water

"The large corn boat that was sending out muggy sulfur reports earlier is in the toilet"

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gravy boat

A sweaty and un-hygenic ass-crack, especially that of the morbidly obese. The hot, moist interior is usually somewhat brownish from fecal matter, reminiscent of Gramma's homemade gravy.

"I won't be chowin' ass on no gravy boat!"

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