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A Boner Jam is a really good song. A Boner Jam can be a song from any genre.
"the home depot theme song is a real boner jam."
A fashion term, (n.)
To take something which is conventionally acknowledged as erotic or sexual and to re-condition it by ridding it of anything that reminds a person of sex.
Lady Gaga's wardrobe choices are the pillars of Boner Jihad.
E.g. Tight leather dress (sexual), add Kermit the Frog heads (wtf) = Boner Jihad.
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When you're acting tough and you get a stiffy from it.
Dan: Man, I just told my boss off and got so excited. I think I got a bravado Boner.
Rick: Word.
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Spending all your money to only be left w/ a giant boner. Money spent, usually at strip clubs, on getting a boner.
I spent all this money at the strip club only to be left w/ a giant boner. Ahh, boner money and blue balls!
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When food looks so good that you get excited
Girl: This mall has a Mrs. Fields...I can smell it
Boy: Damn, I've got a cookie boner!
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One who has the specific training and experience in the creation of a successful bonfire. Those who possess such skills are the only individuals who have the necessary abilities to tend to what we know as a bonfire.
"Colin, the boner technician that he is, assembled the greatest fire with only the most exotic wood. Only he had the abilities to erect such a raging boner."
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A nickname given to a chinese guy that has a very small penis.
Guy 1: yo, danny has a small penis!
Guy 2: isn't his nickname Mini Boner?
Guy 1: yeah, he can't chop girls with that mini boner...
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