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When boomers (and other old guys) flood an attractive young lady's social media profile post with sappy and creepy compliments. (Frequently these "men" are incels.... and frequently these "young ladies" aren't even real people)
Comments are frequently full of red hearts, flowers and lame/pathetic emojis. Comments usually sound like "Sexy" "My love" "Marry Me" etc.
That old geezer is boomer-swooning an AI generated image of Megan Fox again. Man those guys are tools.
Any product that claims as a collectable or investment, usually in infomercials, that elderly people buy.
The pawn owner was disappointed when the young man was selling his late grandparents boomer shit
An agitated reaction to the new generations unacceptance of the rules you follow strictly
I skipped the line at the gas station and an old man got out and pointed at the long line and started getting boomer fever.
A game where two people compete on who can waste the most amount of time at their office until someone gives up to attend to a personal need.
"Sorry, I won't be home for dinner tonight; my boss has challenged me to a game of boomer chicken."
"Go to my Dad's funeral? That's impossible; I'm stuck in a game of boomer chicken."
this boomer is a different breed. he or she is an advanced boomer that is capable of destroying you with facebook image and multiple joe mamma and minion jokes.
normal person: so stinky poopoo small brain
boomer: epicly big brain but not biggest brain
ultra boomer: "is that normal non ultra boomer farty stinky poopoo small brain i smell?hmmmmmmm"
everyoone else: livent after breathnt
Individuals who claim that young people are spoiled, but want people to give them special treatment just because they are old.
Baby Boomers: Why don’t you wipe my butt for me? You’re supposed to respect your elders!
The process of exploding an infant
Boomer: Hey baby boomer welcome to the boomer squad
Baby Boomer: Im not that type of boomer