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1.Don’t talk to your bro’s crushes ever, not even a little bit. That’s not cool and that’s betrayal.
2.Don’t talk to their exes or girlfriends unless granted permission.
3. Bro’s before hoes.
“Man, you my best friend, that’s the bro code.”
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A dude who is physically and/or emotionally high maintenance to an extent which his antics are diva-like.
Kira: May I have money flow to get my nails done this evening?
Biz: Naw. I asked you to iron my tee shirt and you forgot.
Now I'm wrinkly to go play ball.
Kira: Negro please! Well it's only $10 for my bikini wax.
Biz: Bet! Call them and book 2 appointments because it's about time for me to get my brazilian bikini wax on!
Kira: (sighs aloud) Why do I always end up with a Div-Bro?
An Arizona bro. Somebody who is usually from the suburbs of Phoenix,(usually scottsdale) probably went to Brophy and is in a frat at ASU. Standard attire is oversized polo button downs, khakis and loafers. Only hang out with each other and have studpid slang. Tend to be pretentious and drink a lot.
Their dad probably owns commercial real estate.
"Fuckin zonie bros crawlin all over old town tonight"
"these zonie bros are like a cult"
Opposite of a lowrider; a truck or SUV with a lift, usu. with mud kicker tires and SKIN, Fox, Metal Mulisha stickers etc. See: lifted truck
dick: Nice ricer fag, shits cash. Can you throw a fireball?
fag: Nice bro-rider dick- Hadoken!
The one bro in a group of bros who decides to stay sober and collect stories from the night, he/she is a good story teller with a good memory and isn't afraid to slightly stretch the truth to make stories more enjoyable. This bro is then entitled to tell said stories to other bros who were not around at the time.
Bro 1: Hey man so what did you guys do at that party last night?
Bro 2: I couldn't tell you man I don't remember a thing!
Bro 1: Oh damn must have been pretty wild then...
Bro 2: For real bro, ask Jason! He's our story bro.
Chillin in a hot tub
Five feet apart
Cause they’re not gay
“2 bros, chillin in a hot tub, five feet apart ‘cause they’re not gay!”
the relationship between two wingmen in which they are each other’s wingman.
Note: not to be confused with Orville and Wilbur
You hooked me up, I hooked you up, we are officially wright bros.