DOUCHE 1: Hey bro did you see that guy Patrick Peck last night?
DOUCHE 2: Yeah, heβs a real buffalo ass bitch
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Dude, you guys are slowly going the way of the buffalo.
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The act of butt-chugging a beer, and then forcibly expelling it into a femaleβs vagina. As one fucks her sudsy, fecal snatch, one grabs the female by the ears and headbutts her unconscious.(Traditionally grunting added for special effect)
Tim asked Shauna if she remembered the National Lampoon Water Buffalo he had given the night before, but her concussed ass had no recollection.
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The largest of Fat adult females who try to squeeze into the bathing suits of of 12 year old, then find the most public place to show themselves off. Like a public beach or river. These "Buffalo" usually consider themselves to be among the hottest "things" there as the rest of us see them as the fattest and most vile.
My best friend Josh threw up when a Saco River Water Buffalo rose out of the lake and to kiss him. (or eat, were not sure.??.)
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A time to be ready that is considered too early in the morning. Usually, it is a time between 02:00 and 05:00 a.m.
Example One:
Director: Tomorrow's schedule begins at 05:00 a.m., so be ready by 04:30 a.m.
Employee (under his breath): Oh crap! Another Zero-Dark-Buffalo-Hour timing!
Example Two:
Employee One: What time do we have to be ready?
Employee Two: Zero-Dark-Buffalo-Hour
Employee One: Shit! I wanted to sleep in!
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When an individual or group of individuals eventually 'sells out'.
"Dude, you guys are slowly going the way of the buffalo".
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Not dissimilar to a people without a history.
A People without a history is like wind on the Buffalo grass. - Siouz nation proverb
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