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The sport of getting chased by, or more oftentimes chasing after, sweaty Kenyans.
Cross Country running is a great way to improve your heart, lungs, and legs.
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A fake wannabe country boy who can be found wearing camo hats, camo shirts/coats, camo pants, and cheap sunglasses. Can be found hanging out at the local McDonalds spitting cheap tobacco and talking how big of a lift they got on their rusted out POS truck or who's property they ripped up last night with their POS truck. Thinks they are country because they wear camo, drive trucks, and hunt, but in fact know little to nothing about real country life. Most of them live in suburbs with with their mommy and daddy. Can be spotted in public driving lifted pieces of shit like 90' Jeeps, 90's Dodge Rams, diesel trucks, and any beat up rusted out piece of shit truck that they can find. Most of the ones driving diesels or newer trucks are funded strictly by daddy.
i went down to mcdonalds and there was a ton of country frat boys standing there bragging to each other about who has the better lift kit on their small dick mobile.
It's when the nukes starts droppin'.
Bill: Why do I hear air raid sirens and country roads?
Ted: It's COUNTRY ROADS time.
*Bill has flashbacks to fallout 76*
Bill: OH GOD! I NEED TO GET MY KID!
*Bill gets into the car*
Bill: OH GOD CHAD IS STILL IN SCHOOL! I NEED TO GET HIM!
*Bill proceeds to drive into a town of anarchy*
Bill: Oh I hope my family's alright.
*A flash in the distance is seen*
Bill: I'm to late...
*Bill opens phone and dialed his wife's number*
Bill: I love you Martha,*breathes in, holding back tears* and Chad as well. I meet you when we get up there, ok? ok.
*Bill closes his phone and lays back as the light gets closer, closes his eyes, and reclined his chair.
An expression when a non-military individual expresses their appreciation for one who is currently serving in a uniformed military capacity, often in conflict zones around the world. This expression can take on verbal and often physical intimacy.
Upon his arrival at the international airport, they eagerly went to her parked SUV where she "served-my-country" with absolutely no inhibitions.
a group of guys and girls that like to pee on other rival schools.
"did you hear the FCHS Cross Country team can't run the first two track meets?"
"yeah, they pissed on fossil"
It means your a complete gentlemen of the old fashion kind.
He just opened the door for her. He really does have that country boy charm.
A fake ass poser that acts like and swears that he's a country boy even though he lives in a big city. They can usually be seen wearing cowboy hats and boots sitting in their tailgates of their trucks blasting country music and dipping tobacco. May also be seen line dancing at a country night club.
Country Boy Wannabe: Man I can't wait till this weekend were all fixing ta go down to the fishin hole and fish and do some muddin afterwards.
Normal Kid: Quit acting like your fucking country Eugene. Your Catholic, you live in the burbs, and your parents are rich as hell. Listening to Kenny Chesney, Watching Cmt, Dipping Copenhagen, Going fishing, and Driving around in your grandpas 3 acres does not make you a country boy.
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