Dressing a female partner like a doll and proceeding mash a cabbage into her vagina and/or arsehole.
My girlfriend let me do a Cabbage Patch Doll on her last night.
When something is messed up, ruined, or otherwise destroyed in a funny way.
Troy: Man, how was the game last night?
John: Dude, it was so Nukage Boopage Cabbage!
1. Marijuana
Sally wanted to smoke kooky cabbage with her friends, but was afraid of the repercussions.
Signal words to be said when parents are around and you do not want them to hear the topic of conversation, signaling to quickly change the topic before they are in earshot.
"Hey bro how are you going to sneak out to the party on friday?"
"Blue cabbage"
You smokin that Devils lettuce, that Mary Jane, that sticky icky, that cumbersome cabbage