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Sure, you've had three beers and taken a couple hits of that blunt everyone was passing around, but yeah, you'd say you feel pretty much sober.
Don't let that guy drive home; he's had a six pack and a bong bowl to himself. Officially Canadian sober.
When a chimpanzee takes poop from a person’s anus and puts it in another person’s anus.
Let’s do the Canadian Hotline tonight. My chimpanzee is really horny.
coffee with a lot of maple syrup in it
I drank some Canadian Coffee this morning
A Canadian tuxedo, better defined as denim on denim, is a hate crime. The sight of it might make one want to set such an outfit on fire. If not jump off a bridge. Whoever chose this as a fashion ?choice? Deserves all of what has been said about it.
"Look, they're wearing a Canadian Tuxedo!"
"A what?"
"Denim on denim."
*gags*
"look away look away look away"
Going down on a woman while she has a full on bush.
John went down on me last night and I haven't shaved in a while...he got the Canadian Toothbrush.
A Volkswagen Beetle, preferably from 1970, with a shotgun welded to the top.
All the children would watch in fear and awe as the Canadian Tank rolled through Quebec.