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5 men slowing inserting there penises into a female's mouth. Before they cum they each pull out and shoot there cum in the woman's mouth and yell "Fire in the hole", each shoot there load into the girls mouth.
Dude last night this girl was so fucked up these guys gave her the old fashion "Seaman's Meat Cannon". She later died that night of breathing problems because of all that cum stuck in her throat.
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(n) Penis; male mammal reproduction organ, also used to expell urine.
He was thumping his blood engorged mayonaise cannon for the majority of the night.
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Fucking A girl analy in a kevin durant jersey while watching higlights of kevin durant plays and nutting during the top 3
I was watching sportscenter last night with my girlfriend one thing led to another and i ended up givin her the best Kevin Durant Triple Cannon Ever
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A large railgun type weapon frequently used in the Halo universe. Sizes vary, from a handheld one shot anti-personnel weapon, to the main weapon of most of the frigates, destroyers, cruisers, etc (e.g UNSC Pillar of Autuum) to the largest, most powerful type, the "Super MAC", a massive railgun mounted on a space station capable of firing its projectiles at speeds close to 4% the speed of light. (e.g. Cairo Station, Halo 2). Said projectiles are made from extremely dense metals, such as depleted uranium, and despite the disadvantage of having to charge the weapon for every shot, the sheer kinetic impact velocity of these projects can do extreme damage to most targets.
“That Magnetic Accelerator Cannon (MAC) gun can put a round clean through a Covenant Capital Ship" - Sergeant Major Johnson describing the sheer firepower of Cairo Station to the Master Chief John-117.
to masturbate or jerk your gherkin.
Test firing the rape cannon is recommended by many doctors.
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Working really hard and getting a lot done, or having a lot of projects going on at one time.
First thing this morning I was shot out of a cannon; now I think I deserve a nap.
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I'm going to use my middle pocket cum cannon to shoot you down!
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