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White middle class people usually found in groups smoking weed and wearing supreme snapbacks who look at you menacingly or laugh at you for no reason . Usually actually a decent intelligent person underneath but only care about getting with fellow pseudo chav (fake london accent) girls.
Popular socially and like to talk about how often they get drunk.
Commonly mistaken for hipsters in Britain for no apparent reason , they ruin skateparks with their bmx's and gang attitudes aswell as snearing at anyone outside of their social group.
Wannabe Chav 1 : I got so fucking high last night dude .
Wannabe chav 2 : ahahah (rapper style laugh) well I got with Louise Faggot , she was fucking tight.
Wannabe Chav Girl : aaww I woz so fuckin drunk last night and then me and sarah went on a walk an we were pissed and these nerds (continues loudly for 10 minutes).
What other people think of them.
Normal ''Hipsterish preppyish'' person : Wanna go down to the skate park
Normal ''Hipsterish nerdyish'' person : Nah , those hardcore faggots hang around there thinking they are odd future now .
Normal ''Hipsterish preppyish'' person : Fine wanna go to the gig tonight
Normal ''Hipsterish nerdyish'' person : NO , Bass music is probably the main gathering place for the snapback bros .
Normal ''Hipsterish preppyish'' person : They're just fucking wannabe chavs , worst they can do is call you a virgin and laugh and intimidate you.
Normal ''Hipsterish nerdyish'' person : But i dont wanna go near their sketty female 14 year old blackberry addicted friends
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a chav that is such a rioting wanker that they can only be described as a degenrate wanker chav. the word "cunt" may also follow such an insult
oh looks at them rioting cunts, looting crisps from poundland, arghhh them wanker chavs fuck me right off.
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A chav or chavette who is usually the leader of the chav gang, will usually be the loudest, most cocky, and aggressive, they are almost indisginuishable from ordinary chavs, usually a brave alpha chav will attempt to demeen his targets, in vain attempts, they are spotted by having there cronies stadning around grinning strangely, while he attemplts to demeen you (failing miserably and retreating)
Note: they will never leave the safety of their group,
if however you show signs of agression, he may retaliate with the following:
chav: me and my friends will bang yer
chav: i'll get you after school
or
chav: i'll get me big bro onto you
if any alpha chav says any one of these things, that is your cue to kick that townies ass, due to the fact he is unknowingly admitting insecurity and weakness,
alpha chavs are easy to beat, and if you ever find yourself surrounded by a group of chavs, don't fear, just beat them all up
alpha-chav: you fucking mug
gets ignored by normal student, chav looks at friends, pushes normal student who turns to face chav,
alpha: "touch me and me and my friends'll kick yer teeth in"
student: ok
beats up cahvs and walks off
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A conservative chav, also known as Nashville chav, is a chav variant with blue jeans, any old T-shirt, a pair of tennie shoes, baseball cap, and may or may not 'cross era dress'. Some chavs may pick the 1980s style while others will pick the late 1990s. Jackets can come in variety between leather jacket, from some of the cheapest coats to the more expensive North Face jackets. Fleece is extremely popular fashion for a conservative chav. These Chavs are supposed to deer hunters/fishing/bowhunting in the Midwest US.
- sports branded baseball cap
- fleece
- 3-8 year old T-shirt
- blue jeans or designer cargo pants
- tennie shoes
- puffy side burns and lots of hair
- slightly unshaven
- avoids haircut sometimes.
- no jewelry or maybe a cheap neckless
- non fancy watch (Timex Ironman or Castaway for example)
- pro-capitalist
- not nearly as aggressive as the actual chav culture it is based off of.
Guy 1: What kind of Chav does the Midwestern chav look?
Guy 2: They're all conservatives or liberal-conservatives or some kind of conservative. The John McCain or Michael Steele or Reagon Democrats.
Guy 1: Juez, the conservative chav counter-culture looks weird.
Guy 2: Yep, these people think there is something greater than the latest style like President Bush fashion style.
Guy 1: Whatever. I dig urban cowboys.
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Someone who walks around in Chav gear like tracksuits/baseball caps etc. trying to look and sound like a chav when in fact they're not: They probably get good grades in school and wouldn't or can't harm a fly. They do it to either get attention (so people will look at them and say things like "he's such a chav!"), to try to be different and stand out, or to stop people from making fun of them or beating them up because they think he's hard.
"Look at him and his burberry cap thinking he's hard as fuck!"
"I know he's such a wannabe chav."
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The chav pit is similar to a mosh pit but just isn't as good. Usually apparent during festivals and other music events when Dubstep or Drum & Bass artists like Nero, Pendulum and Skrillex are playing. Unlike mosh pits, the participants in the chav pits intend to cause as much injury as possible to others whilst getting away with it.
Alryt mate, i was just in one of those chav pits, was knocking some right idiots tooth out with my shoulder.
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Fat person who is council housed and violent.
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