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An all too familiar collapse when it's crunch time.
The Timberwolves pulled off the Minnesota Choke to a T.
The Vikings invented the Minnesota Choke.
when you’re so pissed, but you’re not fully pissed so you’re 9/10 pissed meaning you’re choked 9
Fuck bro I wanted to fuck her but she said I stunk so now I’m fucking choked 9
Noun - Someone who is a switch in sexual relations, but usually refering to a dominant woman who at the same time wants to be choked for pleasure, this would be the name given to said woman/person.
"That girl looks like she could dominate me tonight."
"I heard, she's a Choke Mommy in bed."
Get person one to put his cock into person two
Then get person two to put their penis in person one mouth
Get Both people to spunk at the same time
Person one should be choking on person twos spunk and person one should be spunking at the same time
the CONGRATS you have done the spunk and choke
did you hear what Ben and Flynn got up to on the weekend
yeah they did the choke and spunk
Putting a penis at the opening of an un-lubed anus with pressure until the recipient of the said penis farts enabling the penis entry into the bowels.
We had no lube and she loves anal so she just let me fart choke her.
When your partner is about to cum, you squeeze his unit until then head is purple and then quickly jam a q-tip in his urethra.
Todd was about to cum but I gave him a joy choke and he passed out. He's so adorable.
A man who says one thing but does something totally different, trying to bullshit what he said he was gonna do but lies about it.
Trisha: He said he was going to call me back after his shower, but he's active on Instagram right now..
Lisa: Girl he not gonna call you back. That's what choke ass niggas do