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misfire clap

When you try to start a round of applause with the "spark" by clapping but no one else joins in and it quickly dies leaving you feeling really embarrassed and everyone staring at you awkwardly.

David: I was at an awards banquet and I saw a girl go up then I tried to start an applause reflexively. No one followed me and everyone started just staring at me.

Cylus: Ouch that's one hell of a misfire clap

by DaWizard65 May 16, 2013

2πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


clapped layout

a twitter layout that’s really bad

i wont follow you back if you have a clapped layout πŸ€ͺ

do you have to have a clapped layout to get a dream notice

by currentlybluu May 18, 2021

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lap clap

When you have a phone or IPad in one hand and applause is required. You slap your lap or leg with your free hand to simulate applause. Lap Clap

I had my phone in my left hand so I slapped my lap with my right hand to applaud when Bill received his award. Lap claps come in handy.

by MontanaBill May 27, 2013

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monkey clap

n. An open handed bitch-slap across the face of someone. CAn be used outta hate or playing around.

"I just monkey slapped the shit outta Steven"

by Craig February 28, 2005

6πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


Clapping cheeks

The gentle art of moving your buttcheeks in a motion that looks like clapping, and makes a sound similar to it

Brittany was clapping cheeks to that slutty song

by RM9G January 1, 2020

7πŸ‘ 12πŸ‘Ž


clapping with no hands

when one thrusts his hips foward and makes a clapping sound when the balls slap the chode, thus creating clapping with no hands

"Hey, have you ever tried clapping w/ no hands?"

by B Hill & Big D April 25, 2004

22πŸ‘ 39πŸ‘Ž


chimp clap

during the act of love making (it must be face-to-face and upright) one of the participants performs a reach around and the other takes a dump into their hand, he or she then raises their hand above them and the other reciprocates with a high-five, showering themselves in the faeces

Manuel: "this one time at band camp me and this girl did a chimp clap"
Boris: "what's that?"
Manuel: "well...."

by Manuel Eagles December 25, 2011

7πŸ‘ 9πŸ‘Ž