diet coke of evil

when someone is only a tiny bit evil they are the diet coke of evil

ur semi evil
ur quasi evil
ur the DIET COKE of evil

coke can bandit

capable of humungous shits in the work place.

Coke can bandit

Diet Coke and Mentos

Something half of my definitions involve. See also sex.

The next time you enter a McDonald's restaurant, snatch a kid from his parents, take him to the kitchen, and shove some Diet Coke and Mentos up his ass!

flat vanilla coke

The worst tasting soda ever. Might be the only time to buy a regular coke.

Guy 1: Hey dude have a vanilla coke
Guy 2: Alright
Guy 2: AW SH*T ITS FLAT!
Guy 1: Bro, I hate flat vanilla coke.
Guy 1: Lets get some regular coke.

Dirty Diaper Coke

Dirty diaper coke is cocaine that has been adulterated or contaminated with the dirty diapers of cartel members.

It is rumored that during the trafficking process, cocaine that is broken down to be cut and rebricked is often tampered with by cartel members for various reasons. In 2019 videos surfaced on social media of cartel members mixing bricks of cocaine into a vat containing acetone before adding unnamed powdered adulterants. At one point one of the cartel members also appears to add a dirty diaper, plastic silverware, and an unknown liquid into the container as him and the camera man laugh and watch the objects melt into the sludge of boiling acetone and cocaine. The video then cuts to the men drying the remaining acetone and pressing the cut cocaine into bricks for redistribution.

Tate: I just got a bag

manny: did you see that video on twitter? the cartel is making dirty diaper coke

Coke off a Boner

The literal act of snorting cocaine off of an individual's erect penis. Often done in desperation.

So… you wanna do coke off a boner?

coke rap

Rapid fire, meaningless (meaning-full if you’re lucky) conversation with someone after they’ve hit the slopes.

Sitting at the bar halfway through my whiskey sour, I spy an old friend stroll out of the bathroom. He beelines to me, I am a trapped rat, and machine guns a conversation about his terrible day and why he couldn’t seem to get girls to come home with him. In that moment I realized I was in the middle of another of corey’s infamous coke raps.