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when a gentleman attempting to butt fuck encounters the life long question as to whether the woman would want him to wear a raincoat, or just plain raw dog it.
Last Friday, me and Suzy were getting down to business, then I got totally mindfucked by the anal condom enigma, so she bounced and I had to rub one out so i didn't get blue balls.
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1. The $0.99 protection you buy at the nearest gas station (Ex. Casey's) when you're about to do the nasty but you're partner is making a giant fit about you not using protection and when you do get the protection it breaks and your partner gets STD's... good going...
I bought a gas station condom, it broke, she's pregnant, and her Father is about to kick my ass.
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A better version of condoms. It's better than normals.
I love hello kitty condoms very much
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A website offering ridiculous deals with condoms. One would think that the deals were caused due to a warehouse manfuction, but that hasn't been proven in court yet. The Discount Condom King promises that a minimum of 80% of all condoms will be sold without holes pre poked in them.
Guy 1: Thanks to the discount condom king, I'll never have to buy full priced condoms again!
Guy 2: Why did you buy 200 at one time?
Guy 1: You can't turn down this bargain. The holes are a bummer though.
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After Condom Dick is the dull, plastic feeling one's softie takes after having pre-marital sex with use of a condom.
Damn, my condom feels like a dolphin's tongue, I must have After Condom Dick.
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a condom that is dripping wet from heavy amounts of sperm, normally frm people like MoonMan
damn moonman stop havin sex with <tool_freak>! he's not a cat
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The spermicidal fluid or other lubrication coating a condom.
Yuck, I tried to put a condom on and got condom jus all over my hands.
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