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Steve: i wanna hit some of that erb
Pete: lets cook up some dope
Steve: with what?
(Stephanie walks in)
Stephanie: obviously the Uzi, Pete start cooking up dope ffs
Steve: damn Pete you got a thicc bitch she a thot thot thot
Pete: nah she isn't actually hot, take the mask off... wait mask on.. fuck it mask off
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The act of shitting in your pants, especially when farting.
Jeff has crotch pot cooking down to an art. His specialty is trouser chili.
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To have lesbian sex utilizing a turkey baster. Sometimes with the intent of becoming pregnant.
"Jen was a hurdy gurdy dirty little girlie
I heard it from a birdie she could cook a mean turkey
with gravy"
Excerpt of Lyrics from "Jane Fonda" by Mickey Avalon.
Hey Chris, I'd like to have a baby. Wanna cook a turkey with gravy tonight?
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a)Cooking a raw lobster.
b)Beating the crap out of someone.
c)Cheating on your wife with a sea monster of some sort, then getting caught.
a) "Wow! Did you see how the master chef cooked the lobster?"
b) "Jim cooked the raw lobster on Billy after school yesterday. Billy got owned!
c) "Randy is such a retard...he cooked the raw lobster...I never knew sea monsters turned him on!"
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I've invited Meg over to my house tonight with the promise of a home-cooked meal.
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noun;
In sexual intercourse a woman that keeps wanting to talk
about her day and is not focusing on doing a good job
"Hey Rick how was your new g.f"
"well i got a damn dane cook receiver.
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The most amazing girl in the world! She is the most gorgeous in the universe!! She will blow you away with her looks!! She loves it when you look at her feet(; She's amazing, perfect, and many more. Plain and simple, shes amazing and im glad i know her and hope we date soon!!
Man JSDC/ Donei Cook is amazing!
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