I was riding down the street on my big bad Harley wind in my hair and cranking a bob marley
A more fun and better way to say you’re masturbating as a male
“What are you going to do when you get home JP?” “I’m probably going to crank stick at least four times, gotta blow off some steam”
The act of plucking your partners pubes with tweezers to make them into various clothing items
“I hit the cello crank with my wife, Veronica.”-Stew
“That’s gross, Judah.”-Ahmed
When two people get into the 69 position and pluck each other’s pubes with a fork like spaghetti and then turning them into yarn and knitting them into various clothing items
You should see the Cello Crank sweater my girlfriend just knitted for me.
When you get into 69 and pluck the girl’s pubes with a fork like spaghetti and then collect them in a jar and then knit them into various clothing items such as a sweater and a scarf or a beanie.
You should see the cello crank hat my girlfriend knitted me.
When a girl blows in your asshole during a handjob which builds up enough pressure for a volcanic explosion of a cumshot. The man lays back and lifts his legs up for access to the asshole.
1. When that girl gave me the crank and blow last night it made me erupt.
2. Yo I heard Quez got a crank and blow last night. I wish I could get a girl down for that.
3. My one dream in life is to get a crank and blow from a baddie.
4. Holy shit Grant got a crank and blow in his car last night.
A made up term helping innocent girls avoid coming to terms with the fact they just jerked off two guys to failed execution
Chad: Lauren just ski poled us
Mart: yea
Lauren: come sign this flag commemorating our triple jingle crank
All: wtf