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Masturbating With a half-erect member
Joe was trying to break his masturbation record, but by the 4th go he was just cranking the flop.
John: Help me!
Kelly: Nah, dude, I'm just busy trying to get this thing off me, but it keeps forcing me to Crank That Soulja Boy, and therefore I am unable to. I'm sorry!
the act of jerking (cranking) a males penis (soulja boy).
Girl 1: What do i do??
Girl 2: Girl crank that soulja boy!
Girl 1: what if it’s small?
(vulgar, slang) An extremely painful ejaculation.
Mark was in the school bathroom. He didn't feel so good so he gained a crank that Soulja Boy and had to eject semen out of his fluids so bad it hit two teachers in the face.
Dancing while aggressively jacking off
Bob: "wanna see me wank and crank."
Jeff: "DEAR GOD NO! WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?"
A mixed drink created the morning after a party, using the remaining bits of liquor from a number of bottles not quite finished the night before.
Man, that was a crazy party, but hey, we've got some jack and vodka left over, let's make a crank biter!
Masturbate, mostly a guy.
For a female the correct sentence is wiggle the jiggle
Duudee, I just saw Lindsay again. I gotta get home to crank the cradle!