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When someone takes a shit from the 40 feet or greater into someones mouth until it fills and starts stacking as if it was icecream.
I almost fell yesterday from a window trying to the sky-cream with my girl.
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The female equivalent of the male term Spank Bank
My boyfriend sent me some pretty hot videos tonight. I now have new material for my Cream Collection.
A shitty airbnb in Mormon country that smells of cat piss, with a very odd nonsensical floor plan, hidden basement, a demon drawing on the wall and bathrooms with no walls but a bidet. And a questionable hot tub. That happens to be cream colored.
Are y’all ready to head back to the Cream Castle? We have shredded all day in Park City and I can’t feel my toes. Need a hot tub dip.
A female on birth control that hoardes semen inside her pecker passage.
A female that doesn't shower or squeeze her cream pie out after sex.
She's not wifey material bro, girl is a total crispy cream. Last night, I came inside her and she put her panties back on and went to bed.
I’ve been down bad recently I brought home Barbara and give her the ol’ cigarette cream
The act of placing a donut over the shaft of your penis to invite a messy blowjob. Partner proceeds to mow down
Guy walks into the bedroom… opens his robe to show a donut attired dick..
Girlfriend says …”Oh my… I didn't realize you ordered The Boston Cream tonight”
after sex, you use your socks to clean up,. Once cleanup is complete, you only pull the socks back on halfway - leaving them dangling like bunny ears - in order to keep your feet dry.
After an intimate night with Nadia, Stuart came strolling out to breakfast in a pair of cream bunny socks